Hurry up with my damn crossiants

*Updated with working link- the song starts at the six minute mark

So as we all probably know, Yeezus, Kanye's new album which comes out tomorrow, leaked this weekend on YouTube. Yes I'm the whitest human being alive and I grew up in Idaho, and yes I know more about rap and hip hop than you do.  It's ok, I'm just really cool.  

Sometimes Kanye is like a Taylor Swift to me. I can't decide whether I absolutely despise him, or if I love the shit out of him.  Only with Kanye most of the time I love the shit out of him and T Swizzy is annoying me. I think what I love about Kanye is that I like to think he's just trolling all of us.  I'm pretty sure Kim's baby is going to come out looking like an eskimo (yes I know the thing was already born, but as of this moment, the name/photos have not been released: my money is on Khloe for a name, just because Kim sucks THAT much), or mini Kris Humphries or something fun. Seriously, I truly believe Kanye's whole persona is like one big fat Joaquin Phoenix "I'm Still Here".  As in it's all a huge joke and he goes home to his mansion and eats Kraft Easy Mac while watching the Bachelor, smoking blunts and playing NBA2k13 on a Tuesday night. Clearly I have mad respect for a man, so it only makes sense to me that when this album leaked, BF and I were all over it. 

My favorite song is above. I'm gonna be honest here. I have no idea why this is on Beiber's Vevo. That makes 0% of sense. But does anything Kanye does make sense? In case you need a little sampling, here is the finest lyric that Kanye has ever produced:

In a French ass restaurant/Hurry up with my damn croissants

What have we learned here today? 1. Kanye is impatient and 2. He is a fan of flaky, delicious pastries. What's not to like about Kanye? Nothing I tell you. Nothing but Chi-Town love for my boy.